{"product_id":"complaints-sign-wall-decor-statue","title":"Complaints Sign Wall Decor Statue","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: 8 x 4 x 12 H\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight: 5 lbs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not come with screws to mount.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Free via UPS Ground. (Est. 3 - 7 days) \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e*Restrictions may apply*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilence those workplace whiners and neighborhood grumblers once and for all with our \"Complaints Department\" Grenade Sign. This brilliantly dark humor piece is the ultimate solution for anyone who has officially run out of patience and is looking to add a little \"explosive\" personality to their decor. Featuring a realistic hand-painted grenade with a \"Take a Number\" tag (unlucky #13), it sends a crystal-clear message: Complain at your own risk. Don’t just manage complaints—neutralize them. Grab this iconic conversation starter today and give everyone a fair warning that your patience is on a short fuse!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll items go through an inspection process to ensure each product has met LM Treasures quality guidelines and is packaged to arrive safely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis replica is new, beautifully handcrafted, and meticulously hand painted with pride in the Philippines using only the finest quality resin materials making each one slightly different and extremely unique!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThese truly whimsical home decor masterpieces offer a variety of functional uses that are certain to attract collectors of all types.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you want a photo of the exact item you will receive, please send a note with your order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eNOTICE TO BUYER:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-align: center;\"\u003eA 3% cancellation fee will apply to all orders placed via Credit Card or PayPal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-align: center;\"\u003eBy purchasing the item, you understand and are accepting the terms LM Treasures abides by.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00; text-align: center;\"\u003eFor more information, please view LM Treasures’ Cancellation \u0026amp; Return Policies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LM Treasures - H","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42641294491746,"sku":"F0120-SB013-H","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0068\/3370\/0916\/files\/SB013_main.png?v=1776186411","url":"https:\/\/www.lmtreasures.com\/products\/complaints-sign-wall-decor-statue","provider":"LM Treasures ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}